Pam Christianson / Office Manager, a.k.a. "Summer"

Pam is our office manager....you know, she manages the office....well, actually she manages the things that go on in the office, because the office itself doesn’t really do anything, it’s just an office. Pam is into weird nutritional things like drinking vinegar, and putting little drops of strange extracts into her water in an effort to stay healthy. I’m typically skeptical about all that “health” stuff, but it must work, because of the 216 days she has missed due to illness this year, not a single day was due to the ingestion of vinegar or extract! I’m not positive, but the other day I think I saw her taking some leaves off our philodendron and putting them in her salad.